I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
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just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
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Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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