Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
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Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
Good news. Hiccups are gone. Bad news. I had to set the bathroom rug on fire to get rid of them. Don't come home until the fire truck leaves.
I left myself a note saying 'buy a hamster but not an orange one like this pen'
omg so drunk
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
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we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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