I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
the potatoes in the margarita machine wasn't the breaking point. its when he turned on the stove and put a bunch of bottle rockets on it that i knew the night had prematurely failed
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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