Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
Trying to stay sober at a family function but hiccuping so fucking loud. "Have you been drinking?" I hit on my cousin so yeah. I have been drinking.
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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