then he goes, "ok, i have to go talk to the girl i'm semi-talking to/dating and see if i'm in trouble" WHAT IS MY LIFE?!
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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