Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
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Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
It's official drugs can't kill me
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
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Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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