just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
You should have been there to see the look on her face when I told her that my dog gives better head than her. It was a beautiful symphony of shock, anger, and disbelief.
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
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