i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
I just discovered how perfect a shot glass is for putting your chicken nugget dipping sauces into. Like I'll probably do this when I'm a mother feeding my children.
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
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using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
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Drunk me made out with someone's girlfriend last night, was invited to their place for a semi-threesome, and then walked home at three am. Can't decide if this is better or worse than drunkenly challenging everyone to taekwondo sparring matches...
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize