I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
I look like Roseanne just got in a bar fight with Rosie O'Donnell.
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
When I took off my jeans he became more excited about my Elmo underwear than sex but to be fair, who can blame him. They're awesome undies.
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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