On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
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