My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
My father has a definite type: blonde, busty, 18-22. It was awkward when I was in college, but now I'm over it. I play wingman for him and he buys me expensive purses for the assistance in getting him hooked up with girls younger than me. Win-win.
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