we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
you wouldn't come out from under your bed because you said there were six-armed bears everywhere.
ohhh that explains the pepperonis I found in my sock drawer this morning...
no it doesn't.
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
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