you left your dildo in my car
rules of finders keepers apply
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
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Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
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We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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