Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
Somehow I just turned an entire McDonald's bag upside down in my car and not a single fry fell out. The Lord really does work in mysterious ways.
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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