I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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