This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
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Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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