I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
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We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
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Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
Heeyy... sorry I got so drunk. You probably don't ever want to see me again. Thank you for dealing with me when I tried to jump over the deli counter for some mayonnaise.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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