i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?