You had a beer at 10:30 this morning?
Ya, I didn't have any Tylenol.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
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I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
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ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
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