It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
It's shark week go big or go home
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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