So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
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