Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
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