it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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