How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
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