So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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