their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
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