she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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