i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
So there we are, fucking beneath the Christmas tree and I glance up and see one of the local Jehovah's witnesses staring in horror through the decorative glass in the front door. I'm so proud of us.
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