He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
Gonna post on craigs list missed connections - "I was that really drunk bitch that threw up in your car. I'd like to pay for detailing"
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
Lack of response to this text gains you a half hour of freedom before I initiate operations to conclude you are not, in fact, comatose. You requested no mercy.
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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