god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
You can't just call animal control when you're drunk because there is a bug in the shower.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
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