Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
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I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
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I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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