Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
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ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
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Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
i need some magic done to my vagina
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
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