Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
So awkward... The newspaper lady just caught me sitting stoned in my driveway at 5 am and asked if I was okay. I'm way better than ok right now
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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