You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
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we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
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Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
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