it hurts more in the daytime
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
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he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
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Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
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