I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
Omg. I checked my purse this morning and I'm pretty sure drunk me stole a frat guys tube of crest 3d white toothpaste. Like that's pretty fucked up but I think if I knew someone did that to me I'd probably still invite them over again cuz I'd be like, "this girl's creative, and has good hygiene."
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