Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
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