"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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