your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
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