I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
Make me a sandwich
The day you make me feel like my detachable showerhead does I'll make you a sandwich.
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
Randomize
