She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
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