just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
You've picked up chicks by quoting metal bands
When they're drunk they believe it's Shakespeare...enjoy the simple things
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
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He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
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I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
Can we just focus for a minute on the fact that I HAD MY FIRST LESBIAN ENCOUNTER.
Right. How rude of me to inform you that you're going to be an aunt.
The amount of precision it takes to urinate into a 2 liter bottle while hammered is undeniably difficult.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
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