We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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