ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
I woke up in a chipotle parking lot with an industrial sized box of condoms and a bag of dounut holes. I need Jesus
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
Randomize
