So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
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