Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
This strange Italian man told me he wants to take me for ice cream and kept calling me "tomato" from tinder
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
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