just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
I'm drunk. And at a vegan cafe. You would hate it. Don't tell my hipster friend but I kinda hate it too.
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
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Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
She told me I should be a condom model.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
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It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
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