have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
An there's a little girl across the bar eating Mac n cheese... #1 she won't stop looking at me. Boo bitch I'm drinking alone. #2 I'm about to tackle her ass for that Mac n cheese.
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I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
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mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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