Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
Do you have feelings for this penis?
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
Randomize
