Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
I wanna be like, dude, I peed your bed. Like you laid in my pee. And we're not dating. You can find another fuck buddy who I'm sure won't piss on you.
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
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