maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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