Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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