Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
do nipples grow back?
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