i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
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Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
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Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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