Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality.
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
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gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
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our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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