The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
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you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
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Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
Today's hangover is brought to us by Sailor Jerry's and your dedication to my alcoholism.
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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