Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
No subtext here. People are naked.
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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