Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
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I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
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Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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