I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
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Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
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I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
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