some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
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The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
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Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
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